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Sometimes being stupid and falling in love can make all the difference in your life.These funny dating quotes are for most everyone – whether you are going to your first date or have been through several relationships.Garry Shandling It’s always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.Luke Wilson A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. Monica Piper Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know.I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. This book is terrible if you’re looking for ACTION items, but it is a wonderful non-fiction read and can greatly assist you in seeing what is possible.Unknown If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date.Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time.

The only difference is there aren’t many job interviews where you’ll wind up naked.Lorna Adler Date Night is insurance for your marriage. Dave Attell My father always said, ‘Be the kind they marry, not the kind they date.’ So on our first date I’d nag the guy for a new dishwasher.Unknown Date night can be a real oasis in a couple’s life. Kris Mc Gaha Valentine’s Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again.Jennifer Lopez As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.Garrison Keillor There are three rules for dating: 1) Don’t 2) If you must, just be careful 3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway.

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