Speed dating movie quotes

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Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend." - Lucy Liu "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are." - Will Ferrell "I went out with a guy once who told me I didn't need to drink to make myself more fun to be around.I told him, 'I'm drinking so that you're more fun to be around."'- Chelsea Handler "I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back." - Zsa Zsa Gabor Just because a quote is funny doesn't mean there isn't some truth to it.Here are some funny quotes about dating for the digital age: "It's not 'Great Cupid' or even 'Good Cupid.' It's Ok Cupid." - Helen Hong "Online dating is like online shopping except you're looking for people no one wants, and it's a month." - Phil Pivnick "If we meet offline, and you look nothing like your pics, you're buying me drinks until you do." - Unknown "I wish there was an online dating website for people who hate online dating." - Unknown "I look great in my profile pictures.They were taken when I didn't need online dating to meet people." Source: "Internet dating is the fastest, most efficient way to gather a pool of qualified candidates.Even if you find the right thing, you can't do anything about it." - Joshua Harris Another popular topic when it comes to dating, and one that is ripe for hilarity, is when you decide to go back and date an ex.Who among us cannot sigh and roll our eyes with a knowing smile about what a terrible idea was?And with online dating comes a whole new set of problems.

‘I said to him that if you didn’t text me back then I’d try speed dating, because I’m officially the worst single man in London.’‘You’re not! In fact, things are often funny there is so much truth to them.And it can always make you chuckle when someone nails what you wanted to say right on the head when you otherwise were finding great difficulty in expressing your sentiments exactly.Then you can choose the topic of discussion for the remaining time.’ ‘But then it won’t matter,’ said Frances. ‘Excellent.’ I was pleased that my question sequencing was working so well. ‘I’ll have been eliminated.’ ‘Only as a potential partner. We could have wasted time talking about ice-cream flavours and make-up only to find that she smoked.

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